Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via dxmmy)

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witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

(via lightninginhiseyes)

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(Source: crrabs, via wifipassworcl)

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college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres, via vesley)

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starmies:

This is modern art

(via officialwhitegirls)

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me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via ellebabbyyy)

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trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

image

(via ellebabbyyy)

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(Source: memewhore, via thefuuuucomics)

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asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

(via jessturing)

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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thefuuuucomics)

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